You are Granny Weatherwax. You enjoy flying around
on a broomstick that requires bump-starting,
telling people they feel much better, and
intimidating everyone you know. Frankly,
however, you wish they'd all just stop whining
so damn much.
Which Discworld Character Are You?
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I'm not into Pratchett and have never read any of it, but the text sounds like a pretty fair assessment, and I expect it will amuse uitlander, at least.