Coworker: "So Bush says his agenda is tax cuts and education. Gosh, that's radical."
Me: "What you mean is, give lots of money back to the rich and teach them all creationism."
Further signs of the decline of society were observed this evening as the Inflatable Santa Claus from Hell made its appearance at the Winnersh Triangle roundabout.
I have yet to hear the current state of the Al-Qaeda Landing Lights.